"Offer yourself everything that makes you happy!." This is the unwise telegram sent by unfaithful husband to his wife that he abandoned on the day of their wedding anniversary to join a young and fiery mistress in London. The abandoned wife seeks then revenge by taking the word "happy" to mean pleasure in the carnal sense of the word and discovers ecstasies she had hitherto forgotten. And in a sauna she seduces her Indian-looking house maid,next persuades a parking attendant not to write her a parking ticket - in a phone box blowing his dick - and so on.